Hello again, Internet

Here's what i've learned about life since the last post:

1- Don't travel to North America in March without boots. Because snow, apparently, is wet.

2- Don't buy an unfinished apartment 2 months before your wedding.

3- Don't think that time, books, or experience will in any way enable you to have a clue as to what kind of career you want.

4- Don't quit smoking.

5- Don't hold your cell phone while standing near the rail of a boat. Even if you are sober, and the boat is docked.

6- Mothers really are crazy.

7- Don't trust those people. You know the ones i'm talking about.

8- Stay in touch with the ones you miss.

9- Beer is not, in fact, good for an upset stomach.

Nine pillars of wisdom.